Hi there! I know it has been a while, but sometimes it feels as though I need a clone of myself to potentially do everything I want to do. So finally I am here, back to writing in my blog.
I got a new critter this weekend from the Palm Beach County Fair. My girlfriends mom bought us tickets to get in. We mosied around and enjoyed each others company as we watched all the little ones sponge in the fun! Its funny how the fair used to be so much cooler when you were younger. Now it just smells funny, you cant walk 5 feet without being stepped on and the prices are outrageous! Anywho, I was saying I have a new addition added to my little happy home. His name is Gary! He is a Teddy Guinea Pig, and he is the coolest looking little thing ever. I held quite a bit of them there, and none of them felt like they belonged to me until I held Gary. Now if you are curious as to why his name is Gary, which I am sure you are because knowing why I named my Guinea Pig is about as exciting as whether or not Britney Spears put on underwear this morning, his name is Gary because we already have a Patrick. Now to some of you, this makes perfectly good sense and to others its gibberish. SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS! Yes, yes my roomate Jennifer has a corgi named Patrick, and therefor we thought that we would name our new "pig" Gary. You see Gary is actually a snail but he meows like a cat. My gary is actually a rodent but he squeals like a pig, somehow that made perfect sense, and Gary it was.